Every year when I visit the family for Christmas, my nieces and nephews are either constantly hooked into their digital devices or running amok like a bunch of wild savages: throwing illegal house parties, arguing, wrestling, crying, monopolising the pool, posting sexy selfies online, texting, DMing, emojing, dyeing their hair unsettling colours, making up words in Scrabble, disturbing the peace, plotting nefarious plans and terrorising their parents. It's a nightmare. I miss them so much.